My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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