so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
