Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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