I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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