Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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