Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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