whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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