Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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