And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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