I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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