You're so nebulous sometimes
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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