I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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