I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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