The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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