It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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