Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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