Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This is the high leading the old right now
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
