just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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