I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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