i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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