If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Randomize