Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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