you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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