After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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