normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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