The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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