You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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