I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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