STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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