evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
And then my night got REAL pukey
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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