Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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