Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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