3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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