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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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