in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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