She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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