Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
ugly people sure do ruin things
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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