So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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