they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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