How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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