So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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