I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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