If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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