As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The feeling are messing with the penis
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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