Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
