Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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