non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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