She announced her abortion via fbk
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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