hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
My balls are so social today.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I enjoy the company of your penis
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
