I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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