He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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