ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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