BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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